***** WANTED TO BE A PROFESSIONAL BOWLER, so she joined a bowling league of ex-lesbian bowlers. Every Saturday the league met at Big Lulu's Ex-Lesbian Bowling Alley to practice. It was fun and educational for ***** to learn bowling tricks while discussing ex-lesbian topics that weren't discussed in other bowling alleys. One day, as she was waxing her ball, a large ex-lesbian approached from behind. "Hi, my name's Kandee Funnel and I've been an ex-lesbian for 12 minutes. How about you?" ***** smiled at that and proclaimed herself to be a non-ex-lesbian who just wanted to bowl. From that moment on Kandee and ***** became fast friends: bowling in the ****, eating ham sandwiches three at a time, raising chinchillas for Canadian furriers.