I was not too surprised.
In fact, I had just been extracted from my princess’ womb
When she decided to move into her beautiful mind
Leaving me screaming, bleeding and naked
To the arms of a boy who hadn’t learned yet
The proper way to choose me.

The day you decided to be turned into my ghosts
I had realized for a long time that trust was my unicorn
So I knew exactly what to do to survive you
While inhabiting the same walls:
You were immaterial and you wouldn’t even notice.