FRED JOHNSON BATTLES MERCILESS WRENBOTS - The year is A.D. 2156 and "wrenbots" (robots the size of wrens) have infested Washington, D.C. and eaten the president of the United States; a barbaric act that prompted 5 million African-American Negroes to donate 10% of their perennial "reparation money" to build "wrenbot **** stations" along the Potomac River in a heroic effort to save mankind. Young Helen Cronkite's there in bikini ******* to lure wrenbots into a "***** house of death" 1 hour before Fred Johnson (the vice president) was scheduled to tear off his wig to astound the great-great-grandson of the founder of The Hair Club for Men who's in D.C. to reveal a gerbil trick that allows for prostate-tumor avulsion without lasers or pin-******. "I'm proud of you Don Wilson," Jack Benny's ghost groaned, knee-deep in horse diarrhea beneath 30 million wrenbots that have darkened the sky.