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May 17
Relax on this plush dog bed from Italy with built-in dog features that Romanian dog beds don't have. Like what? Like the feathers and fuzzy stuff bunched up in the middle for a comfortable sleep that feels like a bikini model with blonde ***** hair. Hey! You're right! It's like sleeping with Farrah Fawcett before she lost her mind. See?! I told you!
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