I was hopped up before he even touched me
Heart-seized, emotion-struck
Thought-stolen, breath-shattered

Rendered mute by the seamless magnificence
Of his smooth dreaminess
His hairiness, his incomparableness
His attention-grabbing masculineness
His treasured swagger-covered perfection

He was my hunky sculpted masterpiece
My beardiful royalty
My alluring king I always dreamed about
I was lost in his charmingly dreamy eyes

He had me spiraling into endless dimensions
Powerless in his raw, supercharged heat
He rocked my logic nonstop
I was drunk, hung up, stupid in love

His sensual sweetness streamed
Through my bloodstream
I was gone, locked in his prison
Of molten charm
His tidal wave of deep, smoldering machoness