He was so **** ****
So mantastically delicious
The most luscious stud
That made my gay world combust
A roadmap of machoness in motion
A treasured architecture
Of incredible enchantment

My beardalicious marvel
The blueprint of dreamy pulchritude
My legend-cut studmuffin
My alpha-bred attention-grabber

I was lost in his tectonic charm
His storm-charged dominance
His gravity-breaking splashiness
His power-pumped hunkiness

He slayed me to the max
With his magnet-blooded robustness
He was out of this world
A soul-stirring blaze
Of handsomeness strapped
With unmatched heat

I was so strung out on his thugged-out charm
His manliness so legendary
He stayed dancing in my mind
Giving me a high after high
So warm, so wondrous, so freshalicious

He made my head spin
Rewrote my life and dreams
Made my mouth crave him
More than anything in the world