McDonald's doesn't say *******! and throw your food out the window. They treat you like a valued member of their Big Mac family even though they hate your guts. Like a ****** with no clothes on, your shortness of ***** alarmed the fire chief whose love for micro-level men made Bill Cosby seem unfunnier than he used to be. Oprah bathes in Big Gulp cups, slips right in, since she lost 500 pounds and went from fat to thin.