Johnny's new wheelbarrow was barely ***** when Connie, his ex-
lesbian step-sister, dropped by for 3 hours of unorthodox loving.
"Give it to me like my ex-lezzy lover used to!" She demanded. "Okay,
but first try out my new Mormon wheelbarrow while I hide behind
my bomb-proof shelter!" Johnny advised like he was the most
generous step-brother in the world (not counting Hunter Biden).