I got a tattoo last week. Where? Here! It's too small. You should've got one fifty times bigger. What can I do now? Enlarge it with tattoo enlargening cream. Simply rub it into small tattoos every 15 seconds for 9 months. How much larger will my tattoo get? Well, a tattoo that's 1 square inch can get as large as a garbage can lid. That is large! See this cobra? It used to be no bigger than a hornet. Now look at it! It wraps around my flabby *** and ***** before lurching north to my throat. I'm impressed!