I was high on the manly scent of him
Wrecked by the delicious hotness
Of his awesome sauce
Lost in his splashy, seductively steamy dreaminess

I was queer fire, burning for him
So, so, so, so helplessly, shamelessly gay for him
I loved him loudly and proudly
He had my gayness cranked all the way up for him

His splashiness was my battleground
His hunkiness was my thunder
Broad chest to obsess about
Abs carved to perfection
Attention-grabbing, bite-worthy ****
Off the chains, a sheer work of crash-hot art

He was my rich, suave chocolate man
My heart-stopping marvel
My magnetic, delectable badass
I saw no one else
He was the one for me