OF HER DEAD BOYFRIEND JOHNNY

Becky, don't cry. Johnny's in a better place now. What? He was
eaten by Pygmy cannibals. He's making the big turn in the large
intestines of 14 ***** midgets right now. Yes, but he died
doing what he loved to do. Yes, he always wanted to be
Pygmy ****. See? Now you're feeling better. Here,
take these illegal drugs that I stole from my
***** ghetto **** Jamaal Duwayne
Jackson, Junior. Thanks. Will they put
me to sleep? Oh yeah, permanently.