He enchanted every fiber
Of my entire being
Drew me into his golden tide
Of sumptuous hunkiness

Forever under his spell
A prisoner of his passionate love
A worshiper of his tender allure
I lost myself in him

He was my fiery, passionate loverman
Beardtastic beyond reason
Drippin’ in awesome ssauce
Unmatchable as ever

That dapper mustache
So smooth like a sensual criminal
Those charming hazel eyes
They had me weak
Rendered me speechless

He was extraordinary royalty
A full-force, a glorious storm
Of four-star hotness
My king, my heart, my treasured obsession
My sun-kissed, enchantingly **** dream guy