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May 5
It's a sledge-hammer, not a birth-control device Tanya! You can't
pull rabbits out of a hat that weren't there to begin with! Here,
take this lawn mower blade and tuck it into your bikini
******* like men in England did with swords a long time
ago before lunch boxes were invented and chant: "Starsky
and Hutch! Starsky and Hutch!" till your bra rots off.
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