It's Homosexual Day at Kmart! Kmart?! They're all gone! So? Kmart isn't just a business, it's a frame of mind, a mental concept where homosexuals can come together for 24 hours! Have you never wondered what the world would be like if more people shopped at Kmart? No. Me too till now. A world of loyal Kmart shoppers could sink Walmart. No more bowing to Sam Walton! No more hiding your homosexuality in Walmart's garden department! Yes, a world where a man can be a man with another man. Let's pray to the god of our choosing that every day be celebrated as Homosexual Day till we get hit by a Mack truck going 85-miles-per-hour.