WHERE EX-LESBIANS
CAN SEE HER!

It was a hot day, and Oprah was ******-out after a long squawk.
Her front legs were numb from kicking Haitians in the *** for
three hours, the ones who got in her way. Finally, it was
time to go on television and lie like an eyewitness.
"Here's my book of the month!" She pro-
claimed, a book that was ham
sandwich-shaped so
she could eat
it later.
What a pig!
She'll eat
anything!