OF THE RIVER THAT FLOWS
UNDER PITTSBURGH  

Pedro loved Paco but Paco was an ex-homosexual. "Why are you
no longer a homosexual?" Pedro begged to know but Paco
wouldn't say because he didn't speak English. "Answer
me!" Pedro demanded because he was an entitled
border-jumper, but still Paco said nothing.
Finally, after 34 months of asking the
same question, Pedro learned
Spanish in a hurry,
but it didn't
do any
good
because
Paco quickly
went completely
deaf and his **** *****
fell off because it was fake.