I am very very very nice
And I am very friendly as well
I am very nice to everyone I meet
In my little meet and greet
I have teddies that make me, this way
You see as you was yelled at for
Being happy to see his kid
He said to me, leave my kid alone
I said I was a friendly person
And I am very very very nice
I am cool and very very nice
Friendly is what you call me mate
That event was at the club at half past eight
Please don’t come up to me
And hit me in the head
Because if you did I will say
I am friendly enough for you
I know you were protecting your family mate
But I have a right to change, ya see
To be the nice friendly man I want to be
You see back then I was trying to be
A cool kid to all the families
But obviously you didn’t see that
So I have to change to being a friend to you
Nice and friendly is what I am
I wasn’t trying to harm ya kid
I knew I was friendly to everyone mate
One thing I will never do to a kid
Is touch them sexually no way my friend
I am just a nice friendly bloke
Who went in there to have a beer and smoke
It was the alcohol which made me mad
I am friendly and nice like dad