A carbon footprint
Has been found in
An Irish bog next to
The skeleton of the
Fossil fool who died
Of hypothermia in a
Hibernation Ig which
Was a house without
A Loo and according
To DNA tests at Cork
University it was male
From Kerry and he got
Frostbite in his *****
While he was up the
Haggard due to what
May be his prostate.