I was fused to the velvet chains
Of his cataclysmically irresistible bewitchingness
His planet-crackingly bold machoness
Infinity-kissingly handsome manliness
Supernova-scorching seductiveness

I was trapped in his euphoric world
Of orbital-level dreamy allure
He was a flawless walking treasure
Of mega-hot mantasticness

He made my homosexual realm tremble
Left me breathless in his presence
Of infectious delectableness
Had me wrecked the more

I marveled at his world-quakingly
Captivating engagingness
He was a living masterpiece
Of sensual sweetness
Enrapturing swagger in motion

I was bound to his shimmering beauty
So spellbound by the lush, expansive lands
Of his splashy spectacularness
Caught in the hurricane of his insane game