EVERY MAN SHOULD SEE A UROLOGIST OFTEN because they're fun-lovingly playful and romantically passionate and are willing to engage in 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 feats-of-endurance with farmers and that's not the half of it. Meet Fred, a well-meaning maniac who shoves peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches up his ***. He's well-adjusted and maladjusted and hates everyone who isn't crippled and everyone who is crippled at the same time because he's crazy. 1 day, as the local toilet paper factory was running a 𝘍𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘢𝘧𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢 event, God (in cooperation with Jesus) rained fire down upon Earth's pope-hating sinners who were triple boosted with the deadly covid clot-shot. 2 days later Red Cross goons arrived to steal jewelry from the charred corpses.