Now

I swear to ya
This is a TRUE STORY!

(At least as I heard it)

••••

There was this girl and man was she in love!

BUT

Then one day her LOVER says to her

LOOK
I KNOW YA LOVE ME BUT I GOTTA  TELL YA

IM NOT AS I SEEM

I SEEM  TO YOU AS A MAN
IM NOT!

DEEP DOWN INSIDE I KNOW  MYSELF AS A WOMAN

AND IM GONNA HAVE A *** CHANGE OPERATION
TO MAKE MYSELF AS I REALLY AM

••

Well
She was appalled
(To say the least!)

••

She thought

ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN MAKING LOVE  TO ANOTHER WOMAN!

AND IT DID NOT BOTHER ME!

I MUST BE A LESBIAN!

This thought didn't bother her

It was the fear of being exposed as one

Of coming out of the closet
That frightened her

She thought

WAIT!
I GOT IT!

I TOO WILL HAVE A *** CHANGE OPERATION!

THEN MY MAN BODY CAN MAKE LOVE TO A WOMAN
AND NO ONE WILL FIND IT STRANGE !

and this she did

Some time later she met this woman who she was very much attracted to

After some time
She found herself together with this other at her apartment

And after some groping around they were standing there naked

And it turned out the the other was a actually a man in drag
A
Cross dresser I believe they are called

Again
She was appalled

She accused this person of deceiving her

This person said

NAY NOT SO!

I KNEW YOU WERE A WOMAN IN A MALE BODY
(JUST LIKE ME!)

FOR I AM A WOMAN

STUCK IN THIS BODY TIL I HAVE A *** CHANGE OPERATION!

SO

WE CAN HAVE A TRUE LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP

EVEN THOUGH IT IS THROUGH MALE BODIES
THAT THIS TAKES PLACE

THE BODIES ARE JUST BODIES BUT IT SHALL BE OUR TRUE SOULS WHICH MATE

Now

She
(The original she)
Was mighty confused

For there was many an implication
Dangling there

And she didn't know if she should be believing what was said to her

••
Now of course

Some a you out there might be sayin the same thing

--

But it's the truth

It's a true story

Just like I said

I mean

It's truly the story that I heard