Lizzie Borden bandaged the injured sparrow's leg as her stepmother snuck up from behind with a hatchet. "Lizzie behind you!" The maid shouted just in time for Lizzie to deflect the blow with an ancient karate move. The blade bounced back striking the stepmother in the skull. She was dead. "Jesus!" Lizzie gasped, as the follow-up attack by her father commenced. "Take that *****!" He yelled insanely, missing Lizzie by 1 inch. The failed attempt on his daughter's life depressed father Andrew Borden so much that he retreated to the parlor to commit suicide by brutally axing himself repeatedly in the head till he was dead. "I know they're going to blame me for this!" The maid exclaimed. "No they won't because I'll take full responsibility," Lizzie said with conviction.