BETWEEN SHAMPOOS - Hello! I'm Big Mike Jackson, Senior Professor of Lesbianism at South Lesbian University in Lesbian, Florida and I'm here today to discuss lesbianism. Most non-lesbians are in the dark when it comes to lesbianism and would rather ignore the practice. I would like to tell you the story of Martha, a senior lesbian with 65 years of lesbian experience under her bath robe. When she was a teen lesbian, lesbianism was illegal and punishable by 4 years in an all-lesbian prison. Several of Martha's neighbors were lesbians and nobody knew about it (except the chief of police who was also a lesbian, so he didn't rat them out). 1 day at the shampoo factory a "smart" meter exploded killing 12 lesbian shampoo bottlers. What is lesbian shampoo anyway? Lesbian shampoo is an exotic blend of "pro-lesbian" ingredients that will leave your hair feeling vibrant and homosexually inclined. Don't worry though, because the feeling is only temporary. Between shampoos, use Big Frank's Lesbian Conditioner. It will make your hair soft and manageable.