So I mets this guy at the bus stop
And we gets to talkin
And he says to me

SAY
YOU'RE AN INTERESTING  FELLOW!

WHO ARE YA!
WHAT DO YA DO?

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And I say

IM AN ASTROPHYSICIST

A COSMOLOGIST

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An he says

WOW!

IM REALLY INTO THAT

TELL ME ABOUT THE COSMOS
TELL ME ABOUT ITS ORIGINS!

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And I reply

I

KNOW ALL TRUTH ABOUT IT

I WILL TELL YOU WHEN YOU BELIEVE IN ME

AND WILL ACCEPT EVERYTHING I SAY AS TRUE

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Well did he get riled up!

He said

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
ANYWAY?

SAY

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

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And I said

BIBLE

JEFFREY BIBLE IS MY NAME

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He looked at me mouth open

Then a light shone in his eye

He said

OH I GET IT!

THAT'S REALLY FUNNY!

BIBLE!


JEFFREY BIBLE!

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I said

YA GOT IT!

I KNEW YA WOULD!