I am sitting in my house
Watching my city in sport on the tv
The city is Canberra
I am watching the giants of Manuka
And the brumbies at Bruce
Both teams are losing
You could call them losers
I am siting with a bottle of cleansing ales
Water to be exact
I am looking like my footy friend pat
Here comes the brumbies
Here comes the brumbies
Let’s beat the Hyde out of the hurricanes
There is a big big sound
From Canberra town
The sound of the mighty giants
But none of that looks realistic
It should be
May I draw the final curtain
Yes it doesn’t look good
You see both teams are playing *******
Not making the game good
22-35 the hurricanes are up
53-48 the bulldogs are up
Not good
Canberra teams should win in Canberra eh