How do you live on seven dollars a month? Easy, through careful budgeting. But seven dollars is twenty-three cents per day. Yes, I know. Take birth control pills, for example. I buy them in bulk to rack up tremendous savings, the same goes for jet-fuel additive. But still? Seven dollars? You don't understand. I eat very little and I only **** on Wednesdays. These facts allow me to spend nearly zero. Yesterday I treated myself to a delicious meal at Burger King. I had 4 Whoppers and several orders of fish. I'll bet that cost a pretty penny. Exactly! I used my budget to plan for it. If my mother was alive and not dead, she would be rolling over in her grave right now a lot.