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Apr 25
Barbara's bony *** was too bony for grab-*** & Glen knew it.
1 afternoon at a picnic, Barbara got mustard on her girdle which
she didn't need anyway because of her boniness & hatred of
mustard. Glen chased her around the picnic table playfully.
β€œI'm going to lick that mustard off your girdle!” He exclaim-
ed happily as Barbara removed her detachable toes before
jumping into Lake Huron because she was a robot.
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