Hearing it wrongly: Kris Kristofferson moved from town-to-town because his father was a soldier during his puke. 1 Tuesday, as Kris and his brother Mucus were eating ham sandwiches on the porch, a terrible noise could be heard erupting from their mother who had a convulsion. "Oh no!" Mucus spat. "Mom's been hit!" Note: change puke to youth and Mucus to Lucas.