HOW TO HIDE YOUR ****** FROM NOSY PROCTOLOGISTS
LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME NEAR THE DUMPSTER BEHIND
PIZZA HUT (1) Wear tight pants that are 3 sizes too small and have
needles sticking out of them. (2) Carry muriatic acid in your pocket
for instant compliance. (3) Learn kung-fu moves from that T.V. show
starring David Carradine before he was murdered in Thailand.