Don't ignore me like that. I'm not a *****. I'm a Baptist and I worship Jesus more than you ever will, even if you live to be ninety-six like my grandma who was eaten by cannibal Pygmies after crashing her helicopter in a woody place that was heavily heavy with giant cannibal Pygmies who had a grungy appetite for women in their nineties. Grandma seemingly lived her death in a dream and she said: "Tina, I dreamed that I was eaten by cannibal Pygmies after crashing my helicopter."; "Jesus H. Christ!" I exclaimed. "Who's Tina?!"