My Review of 𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝑾𝒂𝒓 𝑻𝒘𝒐 𝑳𝒆𝒔𝒃𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒔 (1953) - The movie's pretty good. There are lots of battle action scenes that don't involve lesbians. I was disappointed that the main lesbian was very short and hard to see when the ship dipped below a wave. I liked the pillow fight scene between Joan and Carol, even though they didn't have lezzy *** or anything.

TWIN SISTER ARSONISTS - I had a microscopic girlfriend, no bigger than a germ who had large feet that were small and firm. Her twin sister was larger than her, twice the size of Raymond Burr. I loved them both as often as I could, even after they set fire to Kennywood.