I DREAMED THAT I LIVED IN AN APARTMENT HIGH ABOVE LAKE MICHIGAN and each morning I'd look out my big window and see nothing but Lake Michigan. The lake filled my window. One morning though this wasn't the case. It was Tuesday and I was working the second shift in homicide division. Anyway, I rose from bed and looked out the window and JESUS!!! Lake Michigan was gone!!! I asked my neighbors about it and they didn't know what happened, some of them hadn't even heard of Lake Michigan. I was very confused and baffled and puzzled and 300 other words that mean the same thing.