"I like to wax my carrot by myself when nobody's taking pictures of me!" Kyle snapped angrily at his second cousin Ingrid who enjoyed family-reunion picnics, Coke mixed with Pepsi, and marital advice from commies. "Alright! Alright! Climb down off my freckled *** cheeks!" She snapped back like she was the younger sister of that blonde chick from Abba.