You beat me with a rusty crow bar
after running me over with your car
I sustained horrific injuries to my face
before you sprayed my eyes with mace

LUST AT BURGER KING - Dan was the poorest assistant
horticulturist in northeast Cleveland who 1 day happened
upon Mary, the daughter of the owner of 4 Burger King
restaurants. Each time Mary would bend over in
black bikini ******* Dan would smile because
he knew that after his promotion he'd have
enough money to buy black bikini
******* for himself, so he wouldn't
have to waste valuable time
looking at her anymore.