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Apr 17
Young Kyle Martin had a student loan to consider when his second cousin Ingrid appeared unexpectantly from eastern Sweden one night while he was washing his pud. "What are you doing with your pud?" She asked all innocent like. "Oh, just tidying it up a little," Kyle answered. "Here, let me help. In Sweden we use a large rag tied to a camper trailer hitch," she informed with a healthy grin as her nay-nays swayed rhythmically like they used to in Sweden when she milked reindeer for her uncle.
ɪɴɢʀɪᴅ'ꜱ ꜰʀᴇᴄᴋʟᴇᴅ ʙᴜᴍ ᴄʜᴇᴇᴋꜱ
"ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀx ᴍʏ ᴄᴀʀʀᴏᴛ ʙʏ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɴᴏʙᴏᴅʏ'ꜱ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴇ!" ᴋʏʟᴇ ꜱɴᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴀɴɢʀɪʟʏ ᴀᴛ ʜɪꜱ ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴜꜱɪɴ ɪɴɢʀɪᴅ ᴡʜᴏ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏᴇᴅ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ-ʀᴇᴜɴɪᴏɴ ᴘɪᴄɴɪᴄꜱ, ᴄᴏᴋᴇ ᴍɪxᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴘᴇᴘꜱɪ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʀɪᴛᴀʟ ᴀᴅᴠɪᴄᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪᴇꜱ. "ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ! ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ! ᴄʟɪᴍʙ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴍʏ ꜰʀᴇᴄᴋʟᴇᴅ ʙᴜᴍ ᴄʜᴇᴇᴋꜱ!" ꜱʜᴇ ꜱɴᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ʟɪᴋᴇ ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʏᴏᴜɴɢᴇʀ ꜱɪꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙʟᴏɴᴅᴇ ᴄʜɪᴄᴋ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴀʙʙᴀ.
ꜱᴜᴢʏ ʙᴇʀʟɪɴꜱᴋʏ
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ꜱᴜᴢʏ ʙᴇʀʟɪɴꜱᴋʏ  Simpang Bedok, Singapore
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