He was a superheated beast
Wrapped in splashiness
Commanding virility
A sexually appealing symphony
In sensual motion

My swagtastic treasure
Of immaculate dominance
My magnetic macho man
Dressed in dapper drip

He was my unrivaled wildfire
My awe-striking empire
He oozed top-flight desirableness
Broad-shouldered, dopenificent, and
Impossibly charming

I was immensely queer-crushed
By his stellar luscious thugness
His nature-forged structure
My ink-kissed dreamboat
My brilliant, bronzed heartthrob

He was so super smooth
So fresh and tender
So lethal in his irresistible masculinity
So magical, delectable, and untouchable
I fell in his realm of incredible ecstasy everlastingly