He wasn’t just a handsome man
He was a five-star work of sparkling art
A thrilling force of magnetic passion
Golden-skinned, glistening

My supreme, heaven-sent Adonis
My chiseled, irresistible monument
Glossed in awesome sauce
Framed in flaming-hot game

His body made me hot
Like succulent sausages
Every inch of him
Was an epic expanse
Of incredible enchantment
A masterpiece of splashiness

He was an embraceable playground
Radiant with enamoring charm
I was profoundly queer for him
Lost in the untamed, iron-framed landscape
Of his magnetizing masculinity