SEVEN SURE SIGNS THAT YOUR LOVED ONE OR FAMILY MEMBER NEEDS SHIN-LENGTHENING BONE GRAFTS (1) short shins are apparent from 30 feet away (2) large bone splinters have poked through skin (3) shin conductivity is 4% (4) no one can pull shin bone free, even with twine (5) most piggish cops are masons and worship Lucifer (6) marital infidelity is rising especially in the trans-gay communes west of Toledo (7) cold winds chill shins and make them blue...