What's that? It's a portable ice-making machine. It's cold. Yes, it makes ice. You said it's portable? Yes. What's it weigh? Six tons. Six tons? That doesn't seem very portable to me. Well, it is. Here, watch me lift it high over my head and throw it out the window. I'd like to see that. Are you wearing a bra? No, I like my ***** to swing lazily by portable, six-ton ice machines. Well, I'm wearing 3 **** straps because I don't! Don't what? Shut up or I'll shove this ice machine up your ***! You better not because I got gerbils up there!

PORTABLE FOLLOW-UP
I ate a meal yesterday that was made in three minutes and chew-
ed it with dentures that were made in a day and then I threw a
portable, six-ton ice-making machine out the window.