“Jesus Christmastide! Why do ****** call you 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘣𝘣𝘺, Stubby?” I
asked Stubby. He just sat there, clinically dead & grub-stiff grubby;
so I #22 scalpel-stripped him to make him less chubby, because gay
Stubby had visions of ******* an eye surgeon & calling him hubby.