Fred Gizzard and his mother lived secluded lives on top of an abandoned Dairy Queen roof even though they were desperately impoverished because of a 100% lack of money. "I'll have a deluxe D.Q. sundae *****!" Fred demanded and somehow (maybe through Jesus) the dessert appeared. One day he ordered a ******* called Kandee and she showed up and together they went onto the roof of another abandoned Dairy Queen and made sweet love for 2 minutes until she finally confessed to Fred that her name wasn't Kandee because she was a royal princess of a popular country and only ****** in her free time when she wasn't on her billion-dollar yacht eating expensive seafood and having her gold-plated bikini altered. Fred gasped and grabbed her ******* enraptured with joyfulness. "Praise Jesus!" He exclaimed in a happy way that made the princess want to have additional *** with him. Later, the two of them climbed onto the roof of the first Dairy Queen to live with Fred's mother under a tarp for 2 years.