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Apr 4
After 5 weeks of pig-butchering without a day off all I want is 32Β½ hours of sleep 91Β½% big Pygmy-free 'cause I don't want to sleep with little Pygmies β€œa little bit” and I don't want gerbils β€œtunneling to Egypt” through my Β½-shaved ****** for 9 snow-bound weeks in a row either!
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