He was my majestically
Unfathomable paradise
My immensely dreamy kingdom
Resplendent with masculine love
My remarkably crash-hot universe
Of immaculate awesome sauce

I was flamed with untamed passion for him
Lost in his orbit of glorious allure
I dissolved in his disarming machoness
Became a melting piece of ice
In his shining presence

His dreamy, swirling hazel eyes
Had me under his magical spell
Making it so hard to resist
His bewitchingly **** appealingness
His sensually wicked mantasticness

He pulled me into his vortex
Of magnetic delectableness
The heart of his charming ardor
In the immersing current
Of his spectacular dapperness
I was forever addicted
To his exquisite, galaxy-kissed splashiness