ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀᴜʟᴋᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀꜱ!

Driven by untamed desires, young Richard Burton bled his last rat
and ran from the coal mine like a Gypsy with a head wound. His
brothers chased after him, slinging ***** nuts & shoe inserts till
they grew more tiredly useless than a fly swatter lost in ice
water. "I'll marry a fat woman, fatter than Liz Taylor
before crapping out at 58!" Richard exclaimed
like he was totally deluded.