Jesus wept and then He got even. The floors and the walls and the ceiling and the ditch out back made Tyler miss Tanya like a basket weaver misses lesbian training by Mormons. "Yes, those were the days when a foreigner could get comfortable just lying around on stolen blankets, eating cheese and going to the bathroom for fun," Gladdio reminisced. "Here, take my bean pocket and toss these magnets at that train," Mary instructed casually. "Alright! But I'll need a rubber ***** for demonstration purposes," Gladdio mused while his knockers grew beneath a flimsy shirt because of synthetic girl-hormones that he got for free from the Department of Labor Management.