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"Are you **** Pleasureman's wife, Sandy?" A **** Pleasureman fan begged to know. "Yes, I am," Sandy replied automatically, if not robotically. "I've just read 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘞𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘎𝘰𝘵 𝘙𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘍𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯 and it was great!" The fan proclaimed fanatically. "You're very kind," Sandy replied warmly. "**** will be pleased." Later that day Sandy met **** at the bowling alley for lunch even though neither of them bowled except when forced to at gun-point by international terrorists.
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