Who will be next??? Joe had to go, and any toilet would have to do. "Stop at that Texaco!" He ordered Randy, his close friend. "Gotcha Honey!" Randy exclaimed which sounded strange to the passenger in the back seat. Joe "let loose" with a big one and felt greatly relieved and immediately noticed that he couldn't get up because the toilet seat held him in place. "That's odd," he whispered to Randy who was standing close by. "What?" Randy asked. "I can't raise my **** from the toilet," Joe said. Later, they found out from a mutual friend that Texaco toilet seats are possessed by Satan. "You better become a Christian right away!" Randy urged and he was right.