It's called a micro-bikini and it's made in a foreign country where micro-bikinis are very expensive to make and then it's loaded onto a ship till the ship's so laden down with micro-bikinis that it just about sinks like the 𝘛𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘤 did and then it's shipped across six of the widest oceans in the world till it gets here for **** women like me to wear.