Did you see that? See what? That elephant! No! There it is again and it's coming right at us! Oh my God, it killed you and now it's going to **** me and the reason you didn't see it, as it was killing you, is because it's totally transparent. How could this have happened? I just stopped believing in God! Don't be like that! The totally transparent elephant is so misunderstood. He doesn't **** out of hatred! He kills for love, like Oprah. Is that why Oprah's elephant-shaped? Yes, exactly. Oprah is just like you and me except much bigger. Here, this is an old map of Yugoslavia. It's big enough to hold 4,000 women like Oprah, and here is another country that's on the Yugoslavian border; a country that produces transparent elephants, the deadly kind. I see. Are you saying that Oprah has the ovaries of an elephant? Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.