I COULDN'T EAT FRENCH FRIES FOR 3 WEEKS! I enquired about a room for rent. The crone said it was private except that I'd have to share the bed with an ex-urologist who will insist on holding my wiener while I urinate. That sounded odd to me. Well anyway, I looked the place over and decided to give it a go on a trial basis for 17 months. I moved in immediately and, of course, had to *** really bad. 𝘖𝘩 𝘯𝘰, I thought, but in the end, it became a habit. Having an ex-urologist hold your wiener while you *** isn't something that most people have experienced. It's like eating a homosexual-meat hamburger at a homosexual cannibal picnic with a beautiful woman who's ten times stronger than Arnold Schwarzenegger and **** Van **** combined.